Ankeny
Ankeny by LarryEustachy April 16, 2009
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ankeny
one of the best towns in the state.
We always dominate at every sport. We make it to state in everything- you name it. The kids are all talented and are very smart. The town is one of the most fun towns with a shit ton to do. The girls are all good looking and the guys are sure sexy.
We always dominate at every sport. We make it to state in everything- you name it. The kids are all talented and are very smart. The town is one of the most fun towns with a shit ton to do. The girls are all good looking and the guys are sure sexy.
ankeny by ksdifh kjsdf November 5, 2009
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Ankeny
The most fucking boring ass town in all of Iowa. Nothing ever happens, we've got good sports teams but underpaid teams for academics. Shows that they value stupidity and usual douchefuckness over actual intellect.
We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.
We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.
(more will be added as I need to vent)
We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.
We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.
(more will be added as I need to vent)
"Yo G, what's hangin' in the shizzle??"
"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."
"How did ya know?"
"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."
"How did ya know?"
Ankeny by ThinkAboutItYouKnowWhoThisIs April 2, 2009
Eli ankney
Eli ankney by Wolfie the titan February 6, 2021
Anken
A very hot guy that U will fall in love with. His intelligence and physic aspect catalogues him as the best boy ever. He is very friendly and sociable.
Anken by Yfgkbhnngjbfhbghbb October 23, 2019
ankeyra
Ankeyra is a beautiful girl. She doesn't show her struggles because she doesn't want people to worry about her. She can be funny but she doesn't like to be around people.They are mostly Spanish or mixed with Korean.
ankeyra by Lisa garcia April 17, 2019
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