angustora 

Nuevo cockney rhyming slang for a person's bumhole:

Angustora Bitters = shitter.

Cockney 1: How did it go with that bird you met in Lidl then me old china?

Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.

Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.

angustora by Double 2 October 1, 2021

angstcrap 

1) a member of the opposite sex in whom you are romantically interested in, but they only cause you tears, trouble, and sleepless nights.

2) gratuitous amounts of angst in any situation, usually to the point of being laughably rediculous.

Oh, he's nothing but an Angstcrap; I don't know why I put up with him.
Sissy doesn't want me watching the second season of Princess Tutu 'cause she says it's full of angstcrap.

angstcrap by Pnuttigris July 2, 2008

angstrant

A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.

Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.

angstrant by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

angstocrat 

an over-emotional teenager of high birth or an over-emotional teenager who thinks he/she's of high birth.

In capitalist America, hard-working Mr. Johnson parks his run-down little Ford Taurus next to some jerk angstocrat's Porsche Cayenne.

angstocrat by Kriptini April 11, 2010

angostura 

Walking around a nightclub to ass-ess the quality of the female herd.

Heh, Simon, go take the angostura, tell us if it's worth hanging around.

angostura by Jez443 August 25, 2004

angustiao 

What you would call a "Sacowea"

Angustiao is a sacowea

angustiao by Ceo de la angustia November 24, 2023