angustora

Nuevo cockney rhyming slang for a person's bumhole:

Angustora Bitters = shitter.

Cockney 1: How did it go with that bird you met in Lidl then me old china?

Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.

Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.

angustora by Double 2 October 1, 2021

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angstcrap

1) a member of the opposite sex in whom you are romantically interested in, but they only cause you tears, trouble, and sleepless nights.

2) gratuitous amounts of angst in any situation, usually to the point of being laughably rediculous.

Oh, he's nothing but an Angstcrap; I don't know why I put up with him.
Sissy doesn't want me watching the second season of Princess Tutu 'cause she says it's full of angstcrap.

angstcrap by Pnuttigris July 2, 2008

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angustora • angostura • angstcrap • angstocrat • angstrant • angustiao

angstrant

A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.

Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.

angstrant by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

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angstocrat

an over-emotional teenager of high birth or an over-emotional teenager who thinks he/she's of high birth.

In capitalist America, hard-working Mr. Johnson parks his run-down little Ford Taurus next to some jerk angstocrat's Porsche Cayenne.

angstocrat by Kriptini April 11, 2010

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angostura

Walking around a nightclub to ass-ess the quality of the female herd.

Heh, Simon, go take the angostura, tell us if it's worth hanging around.

angostura by Jez443 August 25, 2004

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angustiao

What you would call a "Sacowea"

Angustiao is a sacowea

angustiao by Ceo de la angustia November 24, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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