5 definitions by Double 2
1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds
2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years
2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years
Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window
Stuntman: Got you
*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*
*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*
Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead
Stuntman: Got you
*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*
*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*
Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead
by Double 2 April 29, 2021
Cockney 1: How did it go with that bird you met in Lidl then me old china?
Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.
Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.
Cockney 2: Absolute belter mate, cheeky nandos, pint down spoons then back to mine to take her up the angustora.
Cockney 1: Safe mate, safe.
by Double 2 October 1, 2021
A declared sexual orientation which indicates that you are attracted to people who express male, female and non-binary identities, providing that they buy you pizza.
Hey baby, how about I come over there and make sweet love to you?
That sounds great, but just to remind you, I am Deep-Pansexual - can you grab me a 12" Vegetarian Supreme on the way, or if you want to share it with me, make it 15" at least, thanks.
That sounds great, but just to remind you, I am Deep-Pansexual - can you grab me a 12" Vegetarian Supreme on the way, or if you want to share it with me, make it 15" at least, thanks.
by Double 2 August 29, 2022
“Hey do you have any friends who skateboard?”
“No, not really, but I know a few grandfriends that do”
“No, not really, but I know a few grandfriends that do”
by Double 2 July 17, 2021
If you are committed and your will is strong, when eating a wax covered cheese, you may reserve the wax coating you have removed and stockpile enough of it over time that you can roll it into a ball, dip it in cheese then sell it on Depop.
The inverse of a Baby Bel
The inverse of a Baby Bel
For sale, genuine Belly Babe. Rinds gathered over the period of June 27th to August 15th 2022. Cheese is a generic Dutch mild. $1250 or VNO
by Double 2 September 20, 2022