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Agnostracism 

When one has been rejected by both the atheist and religious communities for having an officially unofficial stance on the divine.
I'm agnostic, but my atheist friends think I'm a wimp. Straight up Agnostracism.
Agnostracism by Veeeeeeeeeeedub October 7, 2009

angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
angsturbate by talonsage January 14, 2009

angstcrap 

1) a member of the opposite sex in whom you are romantically interested in, but they only cause you tears, trouble, and sleepless nights.

2) gratuitous amounts of angst in any situation, usually to the point of being laughably rediculous.
Oh, he's nothing but an Angstcrap; I don't know why I put up with him.
Sissy doesn't want me watching the second season of Princess Tutu 'cause she says it's full of angstcrap.
angstcrap by Pnuttigris July 2, 2008
A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.
Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.
angstrant by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

Angsturbation. 

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.
Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.
Angsturbation. by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

Angosteriosepostionally 

Positioned so the shadow of the object becomes a simple shape, does not show 3d features and is unrecognizable.
Eg. The trophy was positioned Angosteriosepostionally