angostura

Walking around a nightclub to ass-ess the quality of the female herd.

Heh, Simon, go take the angostura, tell us if it's worth hanging around.

by Jez443 August 25, 2004

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Agnostracism

When one has been rejected by both the atheist and religious communities for having an officially unofficial stance on the divine.

I'm agnostic, but my atheist friends think I'm a wimp. Straight up Agnostracism.

by Veeeeeeeeeeedub October 7, 2009

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angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.

She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.

by talonsage January 14, 2009

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1) a member of the opposite sex in whom you are romantically interested in, but they only cause you tears, trouble, and sleepless nights.

2) gratuitous amounts of angst in any situation, usually to the point of being laughably rediculous.

Oh, he's nothing but an Angstcrap; I don't know why I put up with him.
Sissy doesn't want me watching the second season of Princess Tutu 'cause she says it's full of angstcrap.

by Pnuttigris July 2, 2008

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angstrant

A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.

Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.

by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

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Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

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