angry panda

the emotion of being angry. Not happy with people actions causes you to be angry

I cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. Your actions are causing me to become an angry panda

by meldarican May 08, 2011

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 07, 2022

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009