An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles,
loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "
aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious
RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the
nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man
Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.
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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling
worm who abused his
wife.