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Angry Asian 

this occurs when someone is fucking an asian on a couch that is placed on the back of a F-150 pickup truck. as you get ready to finish you signal the driver to slow down and gently throw the asian off the truck. Although very hard to execute it provides you with optimal pleasure and laughter.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.
Jeremy: hey Greg, last night i gave your mom an angry asian it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen, she had to walk 6 blocks naked as a jay bird.
Angry Asian by starr1 June 21, 2007
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Angry Angry Asian 

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.
Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!

Asian angry 

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.
Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry
Asian angry by Izzlz April 21, 2011
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