Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just
the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me:
Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip,
I got you now