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Sasuage And Bacon
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016
Wake and Bacon
When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Wake and Bacon by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010
Eggs and Bacon
The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.
Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.
Eggs and Bacon by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006
juicy fruit and bacon
adjective
Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
juicy fruit and bacon by superhero22 February 16, 2007
chocolate biscotti and bacon
1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
chocolate biscotti and bacon by Amberley February 12, 2006
Eggs and bacon royal
When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
Eggs and bacon royal by Themergener September 4, 2017
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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