and'll

And will

God, a friend to all, wants to be your friend and'll never let you fall.

and'll by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

bend over and i'll show you by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this by whatthehword December 17, 2020

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Bend over and I'll show ya by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya 

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

Bend over and I'll show ya by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005