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Anchorwoman Cleavage

The slight yet sexy cleavage a woman shows when she wants you to be influenced by her breasts, yet still take her seriously professionally.
Brew #1: Dude, are you watching the news story on channel 5?

Brew #2: Heck ya man, that anchorwoman really knows her stuff, super interesting story.

Brew #1: Sure is, her anchorwoman cleavage just brought that story from a B- to an A+.
Anchorwoman Cleavage by TFB Nurse October 1, 2012
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anchorman 

hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.
"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."

"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"

"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"

"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"

"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"

"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"

"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."

"I love... lamp"

"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."

"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket
anchorman by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

Anchorman 

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Anchorman by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

anchormanoff 

When two or more anchorman fans meet and challenge each other to a quote off, winner is decided when the opponent is quoted out
Judith and Simon's anchormanoff ended in a bloody battle to the death, but their blood drips down to the children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken so everyones a winner
anchormanoff by JustJude February 7, 2010

Anchorman 

A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world.
Anchorman by Hyper Chick February 14, 2005

Anchormanize 

To relate one's current conversation to a line or phrase in the movie Anchorman.
Josh: Wow, Nielsen ratings for these TV shows aren't so good these days.
Jason: Yeah, ratings are down. Plus they dont' have factor in people who record it on TiVo...
...And they don't factor in people with two television sets...and and things of that..nature.
QUIT HIDING BEHIND THOSE PHONEY NUMBERS, BURGUNDY!
Josh: Way to take what I said and Anchormanize it.
Anchormanize by saintcrock June 27, 2008

Anchormaning 

The act of beginning to watch a movie then getting sidetracked with sex twenty minutes in.
Sky and I tried to watch Djago Unchained at least 4 times, but every time we put the movie on we ended up anchormaning.
Anchormaning by Takoda October 27, 2014