Ananias 

Name used in the book of Acts of the Bible. Acts 9: 10-17

Acts 9: 10. And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to him said the Lord in a vision, Ananias. And he said, Behold, I am here, Lord.

Ananias by Ol’ Baptist February 25, 2019

Ananias 

An.a.ni.as an-uh-nahy-uhs

-verb (used without object)

1. to waste or kill time; evade work or responsibility by talking to, or conversing with, a significant other (often fol. by around): He ananiased around till work was over.

-verb (used with object)

2. to act negligently or incompetently at work, esp. due to time being spent on the phone with a significant other: You really ananiased the job.

-noun

3. unintentional failure to notice or consider; lack of proper attention: Owing to my ananias, the culprit got away.

Related forms:
An.a.ni.as.ing.ly, adverb

He is ananiasingly distracted at the moment.

Ananias by Moses Wills June 26, 2009

ananias 

A guy whos fucks women when they are drunk.

That guy just pulled off a ananias on that white bitch.

ananias by Bob Bigcock February 10, 2008

Ananias 

An-uh-nie-us

A common name among Jews, Ananias is the Greek form of the Hebrew name Hananiah and means “Grace, mercy, gift of the Lord.”

The Lord called to him in a vision, "Ananias!" "Yes, Lord," he answered. The Lord told him, "Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. In a vision he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight."

Ananias was such a gift of the Lord when he healed Saul's eyes.

Ananias by 1he Chosen One August 24, 2022

Je suis un ananas 

French for:
I am a pineapple.

"Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.

Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry

Je suis un ananas by Gallant0 April 30, 2008

Ananiah 

She is a gift from god, so she's like karma. If you deserve something good, she can be that... but if you deserve something bad she can be that too. So be very careful about summoning an Ananiah!

I helped a lost kid find her mom in the store today, I may even get an Ananiah for it.

Ananiah by Heh.heh.heh November 6, 2012

Des Ananas 

A singing and dancing pineapple from Telefrancias, an educational program meant to assist children learning French. Meanwhile, Des Ananas is quite pedophilish looking, and stupid (ie. being attacked by a bird, almost being cut up by a chef, ect.) Despite his awkward face, eye makeup and feminine accessories, you will have to love Des Ananas.

Jen: Why is there a singing and dancing pineapple with scary lipstick waving at me?
Alyssa: Don't worry, thats just Des Ananas...Jaques and Sophies dear friend!

Des Ananas by Morrigon February 29, 2008