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anal stretching 

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.
Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.
anal stretching by tdimez October 14, 2013
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anal stretching cream 

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream 

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
Anal stretching cream by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

anal stretching cream 

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes
i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck
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