anal stretching

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.

Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.

anal stretching by tdimez October 14, 2013

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anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

anal stretching cream by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

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Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

Anal stretching cream by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

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anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

anal stretching cream by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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