anal retardation 

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

anal retardation by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

anal retardation 

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

anal retardation by Perakee April 18, 2016

Anal Reparations 

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.

“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”

Anal Reparations by bobbobbobobobbob June 16, 2021