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An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.
"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

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"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"
by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009
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Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"
She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!
by Perakee April 18, 2016
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