anal mole 

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

anal mole by BigLud October 20, 2019

anal muff mole 

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

anal muff mole by mtotheo February 1, 2005