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Anal Cough 

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it
Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya

Anal Cough 

Another very extraordinary word for fart.
Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.
Anal Cough by Molte January 5, 2018

Anal cough 

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026