An Ian

An amazing, nice, beautiful, and sexy boy you want in your life.

Girl: I've met an Ian

Her friend: Oh my god, your life is complete. If you don't keep him in your life, I will hurt you and torture you for making such a big mistake.

by Under pressure 430 February 23, 2019

An Ian

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

He lets her treat him like shit, what an Ian!

by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on

Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'

by Endorium February 13, 2018

Pulling an Ian

when someone randomly gets up and leaves for no apparent reason completely unnoticed by the rest of the group

person 1: we were sitting in the park having a great conversation, and then i turn around and he's just disappeared!

person 2: oh, he was probably just Pulling an Ian on you.

by fivemiles44 August 16, 2009

Pulled an ian

when you are in a dark place and kiss extremely unnatractive girls with tongue.

"Hey guys I made out with that one chick from that place."

What the hell?! She's an ugly bitch. You pulled an ian.

by someguy92 May 14, 2009

pulling an ian

getting drunk and pissing your pants while crashing on someone else's couch. thus destroying your phone at the same time "water damage."

alternatively, getting drunk and telling a girl you just met that you are in love with her, creeping her out, and destroying your chance with her.

Dude he is totally pulling an Ian, he pissed on Cory's couch.

by WOLFIE_101 October 1, 2011

Pulling an Ian

Ignoring all of one's friends and then going to bed angrily.

Stop pulling an Ian and have a bit of fun for once.

by Mike Ashmore July 11, 2010