Amwayed 

When an event is built up to be one thing, positive, but turns out to be another, negative. The person being directly affected is usually left feeling like a chump. Much the way real Amway representatives get people pumped about "business opportunities" and turns out they just want someone to sell their shit.

I was completely Amwayed by Pat at the show the other night. He spent all last week hyping up this new band. Not only did he not show up, he never let me know he wasn't coming AND the band sucked!

Amwayed by E.Gads September 7, 2011

amwayed 

The act of being suckered into listening to a multilevel marketing spiel by friends or family under the guise of their new "exciting business opportunity".

We got amwayed yesterday. Jane and Dick wanted to come over to talk about their new business opportunity. Little did we know ahead of time that it involved Amway.

amwayed by fldsofglry April 16, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012