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jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

amstramgram

Very common word used in French language as " instagram" that only illiterate, jejune and old people use.
Old person number 1 : are yo browsin' on amstramgram?
Regular Human : Dis called instagram but yes.
amstramgram by JunkHomie June 8, 2020

Amstadter 

Of genus shorticus anoyicus. Prone to spastic fits of saying get'em. Repeatedly!
Amstadter verbiage: I received a GED transcript "Get'em" or I tied my shoe "Get'em!"
Amstadter by Snapping Turtle November 27, 2011

ástráður 

Ástráður is a norse love god. He is the patron saint of baby boomers and PTA moms against vaping.
We are holding this bake sale in the name of Ástráður to discourage our kids from playing violent video games/
ástráður by m0lt0bene June 5, 2020

astradonomous 

A huge amount of money; or hefty loan
His car loan was definitely astradonomous.
astradonomous by Hunter777 December 26, 2017

amstramgram

Very common word used in French language as " instagram" that only illiterate, jejune and old people use.
Old person number 1 : are yo browsin' on amstramgram?
Regular Human : Dis called instagram but yes.
amstramgram by JunkHomie June 8, 2020