ambipeddextrous

the ability to use both feet with equal skill. much like ambidextrous, but with one's feet.

dude 1: "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KIKI?"

dude 2: "NO WHAT HAPPENED?"

dude 1: "SHE WAS WRITING SO FAST THAT HER HAND JUST FLEW OFF. NOW SHE'S FORCED TO BE AMBIPEDDEXTROUS"

dude 2: "NO WAY!"

ambipeddextrous by that one ginger December 17, 2009

ambiendextrous 

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)

Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!

ambiendextrous by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010

ambipedexterous 

Being as coordinated with your feet as you are with your hands.

He just picked up a ball and threw it with his foot. He must be ambipedexterous.

ambipedexterous by jacknut August 1, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008