Ambidialing is phoning your friends while on the pill "ambien" which might cause to get lovey while loopy and not remember it the next day.
"Hello"
"hi Jeff is Jennifer. I was just calling to tell you that I am so blessed. My couch is blessed. Everything is blessed" hangs up
"Wow that wAs strange"
"Yup she must've been ambidialing... You know she does it right after she pops an ambien
He was in a state of Ambiviculty over having to make a choice between his true love/soulmate & the Jellyrecka. The Jellyrecka took advantage of the tragedy that he & his wife were going through by manipulating his already confused state of being.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.