Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.
did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.
a creature located in the middle of the amazon rain forest. amazonic creatures enjoy eating starbursts and listening to the spice girls, preferably while eating sandwiches. Amazonic Creatures usually are found in the forms of ninjas. There has been one amazonic creature spotted roaming the wild, in the form of a teenage girl with black curly hair named maria.
The amazonic creature became bored, and decided to take the form of both a ninja and maria. It has only happened once, but scientists believe that with enough hope and imagination, it can easily happen again
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.