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Amalasuintha

Amalasuintha, King of the Amalasuinthan people and the god of Amalasuinthism. The worlds most peaceful religion, promoting Famine, Civil war and Totalitarianism. The religions most notable quote is “The dreams of the people will never be reached”. Although originally written in Latin, Modern Amalasuinthism’s Krski (Religious Book) is written in English. Originally translated wrong 4000 years ago, the spelling mistakes help the religion to grow and thrive in a modern world.
did you hear about an old religion, Amalasuinthism
That god, Amalasuinth
Amalasuintha is a god
Amalasuintha by CreeperAwMan August 3, 2019
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You were a amalas tonight!
amalas by Nick Linfoot October 14, 2008

amalamce 

The medical assistance vehicle that responds to emergency situations.
"I need a ride to work. Call the amalamce and tell 'em I got shot."
amalamce by Jasper Duran December 28, 2007

Amalamagram

“Hey fat ass”

“Hey amalamagram”
“What does that mean?”
“Your s bitch it means your a bitch”
Amalamagram by Maximum44 June 20, 2022
How country folk pronounce Ambulance.
Oh lawd help me, I can't get up.
Call the amalamb
Amalamb by LawSr July 18, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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