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Amalasuintha

Amalasuintha, King of the Amalasuinthan people and the god of Amalasuinthism. The worlds most peaceful religion, promoting Famine, Civil war and Totalitarianism. The religions most notable quote is “The dreams of the people will never be reached”. Although originally written in Latin, Modern Amalasuinthism’s Krski (Religious Book) is written in English. Originally translated wrong 4000 years ago, the spelling mistakes help the religion to grow and thrive in a modern world.
did you hear about an old religion, Amalasuinthism
That god, Amalasuinth
Amalasuintha is a god
Amalasuintha by CreeperAwMan August 3, 2019
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amalamce 

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Amalamagram

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“Hey amalamagram”
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“Your s bitch it means your a bitch
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Oh lawd help me, I can't get up.
Call the amalamb
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