alterna-fag

one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.

The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.

by A WEB'D WAR MACHINE July 3, 2007

alternafact

An opinion treated by its holder as if it were a fact; also, usually relevant facts are available and are more broadly accepted due to the preponderance of evidence supporting them. The opinion is therefore an "alternative" fact. Coined by Jim McCarthy in 2020.

That we can safely stay open standing shoulder to shoulder in the slaughterhouse 10 hours/day, Mr. Tyson, may be an alternafact.

by Bling Blang Blaouw May 4, 2020

Alternafactoid

“Alternafactoids”- a word used to describe hypocrites who turn a blind eye to reality!

Arguing with an Alternafactoid is in fact worse than yelling at your toaster for burning the toast!

by Lien467 July 29, 2025