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Its here, the final one, it doesn't grow more than this.
It's late for me, and I can tell it's late for you.
I know it sounds really fucking corny but please, go talk to someone, or go to bed, like I should have two hours ago.
Go get in that warm comfy bed of yours, think of some place nice, rest your weary mind.
I insist.

...

I guess I can tell you what I think of when i'm trying to sleep much past when I should have started sleeping.

Think of a nice watermill along a stream, its early spring and the green is just settling in on the landscape.
You walk near the mill, sounds of the stream and the grindstone inside making flour out of grain filling the light air.
Under an awning near the door, a girl, around 20, long hair, light jacket and jeans is cleaning a rifle.
A cheap plastic fan blowing dust away from her workbench.
She's relaxed, working at a leisurely pace, the rush of spring work yet a week away.
(1) alskdjfhgqmwnebrvtcyxuzipo
(2) u ok man?
(1) no its super fuckignjnidongning late and im tired.
(2) why dont you get some sleep then?
(1) because I dont feel like it.
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026