alpotitude

Dont be silly wrap your willy!!!

If yourpractice Alpotitude & wrap it tight, then you can go all night.

by Fortitude Cream Pies November 13, 2017

low altitude bombing

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

social aptitude

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.

He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.

by NataWolf November 19, 2015

aptitude

Someone's aptitude for a particular kind of work or activity is their ability to learn it quickly and to do it well.

He drifted into publishing and discovered an aptitude for working with accounts.

by lisbethsalander April 12, 2014

Low Altitude Sickness

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

by gnarle December 14, 2018