Alpha Sigma Alpha  

ASA girls are the classy ones you'll see walking around campus. These ladies are proud to wear their letters so that everyone knows they are an alpah girl. They throw the best parties and are the prettiest girls on campus. Find an Alpha lady and hang on to her guys, you'll never find another one like her in a trillion years.

If your dating an Alpha Sigma Alpha raise your glass, if not raise your standards.

Dee Zee girls are pretty
Tau girls are smart
but it takes an Alpah girl to win a fellas heart.
Gam girls are tan
Tri Delt girls got flow
but when you want the best looking girl.....
Alpha Sigma Alpha is where you go.
Kay Dee girls are wild
Sig Kap girls are fun
But Alpah girls are always #1.
Girls will be girls North, South, East or West
but Alpha Sigma Alpha girls rate the best.
To any man who reads this and truly wants to know,
If you have an Alpha Sigma Alpha girl, you should never let her go.

Only the best girls wear rubies and pearls.

Alpha Sigma Alpha by Brett3888 December 13, 2006

alpha sigma alpha 

Classy, respected girls who also know how to be the life of the party. Proud of their letters..and know the meaning of sisterhood. <3 ZI chapter SBU- what what!

the times we share we will never forget
we love alpha sigma alpha
if you're not one its a shame
cuz theres 1..2 many reasons to love ASA

alpha sigma alpha by chacha224 June 14, 2007

alpha sigma alpha 

Hottest, coolest sorority girls on campus. Not slutty like SDT or Tri delts. They know how to have a good time and be respected at the same time. Guys love them..and girls want to be them. Most will probably marry a sigma alpha mu or TKE.

If your dating an alpha sigma alpha hold onto her- it will be hard to find another like her

alpha sigma alpha by matt567 June 15, 2007

Sigma Alpha Sigma 

Sigma Alpha Sigma is the best extracurricular organization for high schools designed to foster leadership skills among students who will promote academic excellence within the student body of a school. Sigma is also one of the coolest things to be apart of anywhere now that it is NATIONAL!!

Guy not in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Dude, what is sigma?? That looks like one of the coolest organizations I have ever seen!

Guy in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Bro, it IS that coolest organization you have ever seen, wanna join?

Guy no in Sigma Alpha Sigma: HECK YES!!!

Sigma Alpha Sigma by Rubrassackwards December 20, 2010

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad by typobeast September 13, 2023

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board 

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board by niggerger October 4, 2023

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

Brainrot

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad by spike827 October 20, 2023