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alpha me 

Desire to have your sex partner to "take you" "rule you" be the "aggressor" and therefore be submissive to thier desires. Usually a rougher more animal like encounter.
"Oh baby, will you please alpha me all night long?"
alpha me by lanina333 March 1, 2017
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Alpha Menorah JavaScript 

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.
Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”

Mooi-sigma-alpha-meisie-boss-girl

Someone that’s awesome, cool, funny, stylish, boss girl, pretty, persistent, popular and overall great to be around.
OMG! My naam is ___ en _____ is my kêrel, ek is lief vir ____. C____ is flippin awesome gurl, sy dazzle haar eie klere op en is n -“mooi-sigma-alpha-meisie-boss-girl”-.

convent of mercy academy “alpha”

home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.
shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”

shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.

convent of mercy academy alpha 

A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies
Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you

convent of mercy academy “alpha”

home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.
shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”

shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.

ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending 

"My IQ is ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending high."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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