almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

almond roca by iBadass December 22, 2008

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almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.

Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.

almond roca by Hosehead January 7, 2004

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Related Words

almond roca • Almond Joy • Almond • almond milk • almond mom • Almond Cookie • almond eyes • Almond Breeze • Almond Butter • Almond MILF

Almondroca

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.

Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca

Almondroca by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

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almondroca

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias

Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca

almondroca by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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