alley trash
alley trash by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015
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Alley Trash
The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.
Alley Trash by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022
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Trash in the alley
Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.
Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!
Trash in the alley by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022
Woody Allen Trash Bag
Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.
Woody Allen Trash Bag by Hipster Culture July 16, 2011
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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