all sorts of fucked

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.

After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.

by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget July 5, 2010