alibuy

1. A sob-story that you give someone for why you made an unnecessary/unwise purchase with his money.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.

When a well-to-do person seems to have lots of "witnesses" to corroborate his testimony, I automatically feel suspicious of their statements, since I figger that many of them may just be alibuys.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019