alfalfa farmer
alfalfa farmer by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006
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alfalfa farmer
1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
abject that is all that count,s
alfalfa farmer by telephone July 22, 2008
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