alfalfa farmer 

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

alfalfa farmer by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

alfalfa farmer 

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

alfalfa farmer by telephone July 22, 2008