alfalfa farmer 

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

alfalfa farmer by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

alfalfa farmer 

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

alfalfa farmer by telephone July 22, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008