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AlexJones
Cult Public Access TV/Radio personality. Who is super aggressive and attacks people in a mad and paranoid manner. Refers to one prone to the "conspiracy theory" ruse. What’s dangerous is the truth is mixed with lies to confuse and diminish the significance of whets being covered up disinformation
When you come up to somone and start talking a crazy paranoid stuff like.
"the black helicopters from Home Land Security are following me again"
"They got mercury in the vaccines. The boarders are wide open. Bush trained Osama, he was working for the CIA. The new world order killed Kenedy and al CIA is responsible for 911. see Infowars
also see KOOK
"the black helicopters from Home Land Security are following me again"
"They got mercury in the vaccines. The boarders are wide open. Bush trained Osama, he was working for the CIA. The new world order killed Kenedy and al CIA is responsible for 911. see Infowars
also see KOOK
AlexJones by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004
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Alexzondra
Alexzondra is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She cares deeply about her friends she’s happy to give free hugs to them. She loves animals, flowers, and nature. Alexzondra is undoubtably beautiful, even though she may deny it. She may be a bit insecure at times and the best way to cheer her up is to show your affection. She is quite artsy and is amazing at what she does. Did I mention she’s cute?
If you are her significant other, lucky you! Make sure to treat her right. She deserves the world and more.
If you are her significant other, lucky you! Make sure to treat her right. She deserves the world and more.
Alexzondra by slush July 7, 2019
Alexzondrea
Alexzondrea is the light, when all you see is darkness. She's strong and doesn't allow anything to hold her back. Her determination and big heart is what keeps her going.
Alexzondrea by She knows well May 8, 2024
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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