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Alex Morgan

Goddess of women's, no, ALL soccer. Gallops like a horse and has a chestnut brown ponytail. Patriotic ponytail, bitches. Team nicknamed her baby horse. Most competitive person in the universe so all you haters watch out. Wears pink pre wrap because she's fierce like that. Number 13 and a forward for the USWNT. Is champion in monop deal (plays mostly against Tobin Heath) and tetherball. AMAZINGLY good looking because she's just naturally beautiful with dem blue eyes. Has quads twice as big as anyone elses. Has a motorcycle license, but doesn't drive one. Clutch.
You know who Alex Morgan is? Good, you better.
Alex Morgan by sansa11 April 22, 2013

Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.
Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player
Alex Morgan by soccerjunky December 5, 2012

Alex moment 

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.
Alex moment by ISRY November 9, 2020

Alex Moment 

When you play multiple games of tarkov and you forget to remove your quest item from your inventory and you die.
C'mon i did an Alex Moment again ffs.
Well played man, you just did an Alex Moment, now go cry in a corner.
Alex Moment by Tonkatron5000 June 11, 2021

Alex moment 

When Alex does a thing
I had a Totalt Præcis Aurgetn case and got sidetracked.

What an Alex moment!
Alex moment by Ryuggu August 6, 2021

Alex Moment 

This is when Alex finds an arbitrary thing cute (usually a disturbing thing) and goes "That's so cuuuuute!" or "Awww that's adorable!!!!"
Rui: Man my cat takes a million shits per day.

Alex: That's sooo cute awww
Rui: Alex moment!
Alex Moment by ajrui19 February 20, 2022