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An Aevum is most likely gonna mess up with time and will probably believe it's 2005 if you're convincing enough. Aside from the fact that they're extremely bad with time, they're mostly nice.
"Kyu, It's not 2005 damnit! It's 2019! You're such an Aevum!"
Aevum by Yeet nugget March 4, 2019
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Despite common definitions, an aevum is actually a miss understood word.

An Aevum may seem holy and angelic but in reality,
She’s a whore who has blinded your ur judgement.
That girl is such an aevum. She seemed so nice, but she diddled my cousin!
Aevum by Pastiiles March 4, 2019

Aevumestraphobia

Definition: The paralyzing terror of a cosmic or "god-like" feminine power that cannot be physically resisted. It describes an overwhelming sense of helplessness when facing an eternal or celestial feminine force.

The Trigger: The intense fear response triggered by auditory stimuli (music or voices) that embody absolute feminine authority. It specifically targets the "invincible" mind by using beauty and command rather than physical violence.

The Symptoms: The intense fear response triggered by auditory stimuli (music or voices) that embody absolute feminine authority. It specifically targets the "invincible" mind by using beauty and command rather than physical violence.
"The elite warrior, who had never flinched in the face of death or physical combat, found himself paralyzed by a sudden onset of Aevumestraphobia when the celestial entity’s beautiful, commanding voice resonated through the chamber, forcing an immediate and involuntary surrender."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026