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that guy will be by tomorrow at alevum
alevum by billbuttthumper May 17, 2017
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An Aevum is most likely gonna mess up with time and will probably believe it's 2005 if you're convincing enough. Aside from the fact that they're extremely bad with time, they're mostly nice.
"Kyu, It's not 2005 damnit! It's 2019! You're such an Aevum!"
Aevum by Yeet nugget March 4, 2019
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Despite common definitions, an aevum is actually a miss understood word.

An Aevum may seem holy and angelic but in reality,
She’s a whore who has blinded your ur judgement.
That girl is such an aevum. She seemed so nice, but she diddled my cousin!
Aevum by Pastiiles March 4, 2019

Aevumestraphobia

Definition: The paralyzing terror of a cosmic or "god-like" feminine power that cannot be physically resisted. It describes an overwhelming sense of helplessness when facing an eternal or celestial feminine force.

The Trigger: The intense fear response triggered by auditory stimuli (music or voices) that embody absolute feminine authority. It specifically targets the "invincible" mind by using beauty and command rather than physical violence.

The Symptoms: The intense fear response triggered by auditory stimuli (music or voices) that embody absolute feminine authority. It specifically targets the "invincible" mind by using beauty and command rather than physical violence.
"The elite warrior, who had never flinched in the face of death or physical combat, found himself paralyzed by a sudden onset of Aevumestraphobia when the celestial entity’s beautiful, commanding voice resonated through the chamber, forcing an immediate and involuntary surrender."
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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