The most sophisticated political view. Right above Communism, Anarchism. Capitalism is last. Aldenism cures the deadly wrath of capitalism
by uhhhhh... idk November 17, 2017
by Gelatenousfelines888 March 17, 2019
Alden is a boy that is really dirty minded. He’s amazing, amazing, and amazing. He’s really funny to talk to. Alden is also adorable and fucking sweet.
Look it’s Alden (::::
by Pipininiy June 9, 2019
A relatively rare English surname, that is sometimes used as a given name. The given name means "old friend" while the surname means "old-town" or "old-hill." It is of Saxon locality. A well known person who had this surname is John Alden, a pilgrim on the Mayflower. A good surname because it's not too long, isn't ethnic, and isn't too plain/common.
Random person: What's your last name?
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.
by Someone with surname Alden March 2, 2009
Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019
by Bobstone April 2, 2019
by Blue44 December 5, 2017