aldenism 

The most sophisticated political view. Right above Communism, Anarchism. Capitalism is last. Aldenism cures the deadly wrath of capitalism

Bro, you should join aldenism. Its friken great.

I'm and Aldenist all right.

aldenism by uhhhhh... idk November 16, 2017

Adenism 

Aden is a God, This is a religion He is a Hottie ngl, and We all will support him join Adenism

Yeah this chat religion is adenism

Adenism by Ali the Simp November 21, 2020

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop 

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Alienism 

When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens

I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.

Alienism by Charchee May 30, 2018

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

Allenism by Whataluck July 29, 2018