deebsie's definitions

alcohornic

1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism

1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.

by deebsie May 9, 2008