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Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)
"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."
by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010
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Reply Allcoholism

Reply Allcoholism is a mental disorder that makes it difficult to refrain oneself from hitting Reply-all in an email thread causing pain and suffering to others receiving the emails.

Reply Allcoholics tend to share useless commentary that does not pertain to everyone on an email list which causes them to be hated by most of their friends and family.

There are no cures for Reply Allcoholism, but there are preventative measures one could take.
Jack: Sam is so annoying! Why can't he stop hitting reply all on our group emails and only email to the person that he's responding to?!

Jill: Don't be insensitive, he suffers from Reply Allcoholism.
by jimmygonemia March 2, 2011
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Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
by apeirophobia February 1, 2010
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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.
by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010
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alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
by katiemac604 February 7, 2010
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Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
by Pelican7 October 29, 2014
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Alcoholympics

The non-athlete participation in the Olympics that includes drinking excessively everyday whether there is an appropriate Olympic event to cheer or not.
Participants compete in Alcoholympics by drinking $9 beers at clubs/pubs or pour hard liquor into a mix and crowding the streets chanting things like "whoooooooooooooo Canada!" or "CA NA DA CA NA DA" over and over.

"I'm going to get at least a Bronze but Mark's 2010 Alcoholympic dream is over for tonight... cop just smell tested his Big Gulp and poured it out".
by TylerDurden44 February 22, 2010
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