alcapoo

The day after drinking and you shit straight up alcohol

I have the alcapoos

by Alcapoo July 6, 2021

AlCapowned

When you "pwn" someone on a technicality instead of a straight out issue.

The cop didn't give me a ticket for speeding but my liscense had expired and he AlCapowned me on that.

by ViddWizard August 29, 2005

Alcopoop

The really satisfying dump you take when you're hungover. (Alcohol is a laxative, apparently).

It sucks to be hungover, but then there's always that great alcopoop the next morning.

by Checkmate33 October 5, 2009

alcopoo

The number two after a night out of drinking. This usually takes the form of liquid, or similar to canned dog food at best. Tends to have the aroma of whatever intoxicants you drank prior to this occasion. If you're really lucky, the liquid mass ends up with a head on it

I wouldn't go in the toilet just yet. Had an alcopoo so it reeks of soiled Carling and Sambuka

by 5tu August 5, 2007

Alcapoopies

The horrible alcohol induced case of the shits that happens after a long night of drinking. May include severe stomach cramping and smelly farts.

Ben; "I've been up since 5am, running to the bathroom continuously!"
Mark; "dude...you have a case of the alcapoopies"

by tigger16 September 2, 2012

alcopoop

The steamy, liquid-based excrement that requires deployment after a night of drinking copious amounts of alcohol followed by a greasy kebab or indian.

Usually leaves a foul stench that lingers on throughout the day.

The piss up last night really screwed up my insides - as soon as I had awoken I went to the toilet for an alcopoop.

by Dirty Daz June 18, 2006

Alkapoo

The morning defication after a heavy night of drinking that has a distinctive odor of sweet and sour

OMG i just dropped a gnar stinky alkapoo!

by Red Dog Randall January 3, 2012