albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)

furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”

albino monkey cock by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

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albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

albino monkey cock by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

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albinomonkeycock

That I a a small ass albino monkey cock but at least it can fit in a o the smallest of holes

White kid : Ni****
Black kid : at least I don’t have a albinomonkeycock

albinomonkeycock by Remmylollol March 15, 2024

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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