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Alaskan Paintjob 

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011
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alaskan paintjob 

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg
a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.
I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.
Alaskan Paint Job by tj2x May 12, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
Alaskan Paint Job by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.
Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!
Alaskan Paint Job by harrybalsac October 23, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
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