The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.
“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
by definitely_not_nave April 15, 2018