alarm cocking 

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

alarm cocking by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Alarm Clocking 

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

Alarm Clocking by Woke Up April 25, 2010

cooking alarm 

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

cooking alarm by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010