alank

stupid simp that says he will suicide all the time

wow that bitch alank is simping again

by btkelley July 24, 2020

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Akanksha

Akanksha is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Akanksha is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!

Friend 1: Omg you know akanksha?
Friend 2: Yeah! Who doesn't?

by Beauty's Gold July 3, 2017

akanke

Akanke is a typical Yoruba name for a beautiful personality ,educated, likes to take pictures, so stubborn, she's always willing to help but doesnt find one when she needs it, she has mood swings everynow and then, gets jealous atimes, any one who has her as a friend is lucky , all you just need to do is be patient with her because she acts before thinking...

Akanke is special,

#Akanke is not selfish

Akanke is a true lover just might get lost atimes

He/She who have Akanke should cherish her.

by Tantolorun pemisire March 23, 2017

Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009