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Akuet is a difficult name to pronounce. Many teachers say it as akut, akuat, or akuit. Akuet is a pure junkie.
"Akut come here." -Ms White
"Akuat shut up" - Ms White
"Akuit stop moving" - Ms White (had to include the word akuet in here)
akuet by wong and pong December 12, 2018
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Akutagawa 

A young man with no eyebrows and an outfit that looks like he came straight out of the Victorian era. He’s quite desperate for the praise of a suicidal brunette named Osamu Dazai, a member of the Armed Detective Agency, also known a former executive of the Port Mafia, the youngest in fact. Akutagawa is the Port Mafia’s dog. He also has this really cute puppy named Rashoumon, who may or may not take your leg off. A famous phrase of his is, “JINKO,” basically meaning ‘orphan weretiger whom has a horrible haircut.’
Akutagawa is yummy, I’m such a simp for him.
Akutagawa by Dazai On Mushrooms November 27, 2020

Akutagawa 

-A black dude that his eyebrows are nowhere to be found.
-Would jump off the cliff for Dazai's samsung.
-Coughing Decease
"Akutagawa is like a black expresso coffee.. Can i sip him?"

akutagawa 

akutagawa - the sexiest member of port mafia
akutagawa: "cough" "cough"
akutagawa by slutforatsushi March 10, 2021

akutagawa kinnie 

an edgy intj emo mf on the verge of lung failure ; most likely mentally ill and gay
person A : “I’m an akutagawa kinnie”

person B : “wait really? I’m an atsushi kinnie ;)”
akutagawa kinnie by dwfwbs August 20, 2021

Gin Akutagawa

Pronounced (Gin) (The Love Of My Life)
-A very beautiful person that people think is a man, but is actually a girl.

-She is very dangerous and is also a trained assassin.
-Her brother is really hot but he is abusive:(
-Her best friend is named Tachihara and they all work at the Prort Mafia

-Her brother has a simp names Higuchi who is a panicked bisexual who has a thing for both siblings.
-It is canon that Gin and Higuchi have a beautiful lesbian wedding later in the series. :)

-She’s so beautiful that people will go on wild goose chases just to deliver a love letter to her.

- Part of Black Lizard

-She’s also smart so y’know she’s a perfect person
“My girlfriend is basically perfect”
“Oh so she’s a Gin Akutagawa then”
Gin Akutagawa by Higcoochie February 18, 2021

Akutagawa 

-Akutagawa is an emo boy with daddy issues he boutta die from miss rona too.
-Eyebrowless.
-He has this ability called RASHOMON!

-Is an ultra mega Chad.
-He has a weird obsession with sumn suicidal freak dude idk.

-doesnt like baths he stank tho fr.
-has a loyal obsessed side bitch and her name is Higuchi periodT😌
-He might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick is 11 inches.✨
Dude #1: dude u hear that weird ass cough?

Dude #2: yeah dude that bitch better be that eyebrow less chad Aku-
Higuchi out of nowhere: AKUTAGAWA SENPAI!

Akutagawa : Urusai Higuchi
Akutagawa by Choochie throbbin October 28, 2020
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