akhyla
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akhyla by Bleeeeeeeeeeeeepthebleeep May 4, 2023
Akhila
Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
Akhila by samthesnake June 9, 2020
akhila
Akayla
A girl who has chill vibes. She belives shes really ugly but shes actually really pretty. She likes guys a little bit older ( 2-3 ) people judge but she doesnt care. They may have trust issues so make sure you dont do anything to make her belive your not trust worthy. If you had to name her style it will be chill,dark. and fun. She is the life of the party, she will dance until her feet fall off.They will definitly bring the good stuffif you know what I mean. She likes men and women, she thinks their both beautiful. They love to do art stuff, its what calms them down. They'll have pretty bright eyes (blue,green,hazel).All the boys and girls love her.
Person 1- Dude, check out that girl over there
Peron 2- Yeah i know her she really chill. she gives off Akayla vibes.
Peron 2- Yeah i know her she really chill. she gives off Akayla vibes.
Akayla by yeahbuddyboi May 1, 2020
Akeylah
Akeylah is the most loving person you will ever meet. Sometimes too loving that she is controlling. She is buetiful smart healthy and strong. It's not difficult for her to find love. She will take care of you and do anything for you. She is a motherly figure towards younger people. She will take you under her wing and guide you.Akeylah is very lovable.
Man1: I love my girlfriend, she made me dinner!
Man2: Bet her name is Akeylah!
Man1:How'd you know?!
Man2: Bet her name is Akeylah!
Man1:How'd you know?!
Akeylah by Hello12517 July 1, 2017
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