An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.
This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.
"Greg from HR walked in just as I was about to start pissing, I was so airlocked I had to zip up and go"
AimIocked is a man who goes on a popular kids game by the name of Roblox, he pays 10k for toppy and head. He was currently arrested by 3 FBI agents CursedPlague, Frigidus, and Spudz. His famous last quote was “I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 7!”
AimIocked Woah why is he taking that 11 year old to his apartment? OMG I HEAR MOANING SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!
1. V. To put someone in an airlock, as on a spacecraft, and open the exterior door, releasing them into space. Preferred method of execution of Laura Roslin, President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.
2. V. Figuratively, to remove someone's capability to respond, as on an Internet forum or game.
1. President Roslin ordered the Cylon prisoner airlocked, as it had become too dangerous to the Fleetalive.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*