airballism

When someone airballs every single shot in basketball, he represents airballism
(An airball is when the basketball shot doesn't touch the rim)
Synonyms include Airballivity Airballness

A airballs a shot
B Wow, are you the official representative of airballism?

by Halabtsi March 11, 2016

Airblading

Airblading is a social meme and alternative sport spreading through British men. Participants covertly place their testicles in the high speed airflow of the Dyson Airblade to achieve "airblader" status and then share their achievements via social media.

Hyde got a really clean drop when he was airblading last night in the Groucho

by airblader June 16, 2011

Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

airbaiting

To perform a male masturbating motion with no genitals in hand in the air, like air guitar.

Jonah likes to sit in the corner of the office airbaiting when he is bored.

by deamon32 March 24, 2010

Airbagging with the kid

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.

Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.

by Al Benedict April 15, 2008

Airbagging

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.

Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.

by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014

hairballing

When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.

Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.

by TheArtOfPooping July 17, 2016