air turd 

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

air turd by sftr November 3, 2005

air turd 

A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.

"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"

air turd by Genester October 11, 2007

Air-off the turd 

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

Air-off the turd by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

hot air over a turd 

fart

Gary: I have to bust ass.

Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!

hot air over a turd by jahezzie August 4, 2008

air droppin' turds

When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.

I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!

air droppin' turds by dr rocket December 8, 2018

airturd 

A massive fart that smells like a big shit.

Holy shit! That smells like an airturd!

airturd by longdick12 February 20, 2009